i don’t really know whether i should laugh or cry.
describing eye colors isn’t actually v helpful as a description??? talk about the makeup smeared on the left side, the lines under their eyes, the sloppily cut hair obscuring their eyes from view, how bloodshot or sunken they seem in the face, how wide they go at the slightest sound, how glassy and unblinking they seem, how they’re always darting away
all of that tells me a bit more about the character than whatever shade of gemstone they most resemble, seriously
dads are either too nice or assholes there is no in between
don’t wanna sleep don’t wanna move don’t wanna do anything
when did i get this fat
would it be completely irresponsible to go off on an adventure with a favorite character? yes. would it be bad to ask no questions and just go with them if they showed up out of nowhere and asked out of the blue? yes. would i be leaving everything behind? yes. would it be an utterly unrealistic scenario? yes. would i still do it and feel no regret whatsoever? hell yes